June 2011
When someone says they found money:
marsbro: Yo, that’s mine! I just dropped it! lmfao always
Jun 1st
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May 2011
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit. Word.. Plus i love him ^ ughh
May 31st
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May 31st
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"Why are you single?"
thefingerfucker: I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
May 31st
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"Why are you single?"
thefingerfucker: I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
May 31st
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May 31st
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When you hear your mom say your name on the phone:
Talkin’ shit?!
May 31st
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Facebook
no notifications reading some ones fight 1 new message from your crush somebody posts something rude aimed you mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
May 31st
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May 30th
Anonymous asked: your pics are so sexy.. but you should show the chest a tiny bit more :)
May 30th
send me sexual, innapropriate & dirty asks?
fallfr0mgrace:
May 30th
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putting in head phones and lip syncing like you...
pianolovekory: thelovesickthing: Thelovesickthing: YEAH DAMN RIGHT! :) every. fucking. time.
May 30th
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Trying To Dance Chris Brown:
lecheymclovin: Trying To Dougie : Him: You: Trying To Be Sexy: Him: You: Trying To Slide: Him: You: Just Laugh & Say “Nigga, I Can’t Do That”
May 30th
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May 29th
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When my friends assume that I have a crush on...
kdtechnology: I’m like, fuck’s wrong with you? 
May 29th
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Facebook vs. Tumblr.
Someone copies your status: “What do you think you’re doing, bitch?” Someone reblogs your post: “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”
May 29th
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TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!?? Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone… Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Normal people: Lol, I dont care. Me: Cool story bro. Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG. Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??! Normal people: I’m so angry. Me:...
May 29th
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When I'm trying to diet
halfofmyheart31: Yes! I’m gonna get fit like  Then I see a brownie and I’m like So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay Oh god, the accuracy. 
May 29th
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May 28th
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REBLOG IF YOU CAN FIND THE ARROW IN FEDEX .
MIND = BLOWN. Arrow and there’s also spoon in it.
May 28th
Shit I love fucking when the sun is setting on a...
May 28th
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When I hear a new song before it’s popular...
And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7
May 28th
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the neighbors forgot my name
dopestshitever:  LMFAOOOOOOOOO TREY SONGZ FACE WHEN HE CRYS loool!
May 27th
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I don't understand why we have fire drills. If...
bea-boo:  
May 27th
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Being so bored it turns into depression
relyonmyself-: ALWAYS
May 27th
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mom :(
 ‎3 years old - “Mommy, I love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM!” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “I wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “I wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “I dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “I would give up everything for my mom to be here with me” We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...
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