June 2011
When someone says they found money:
marsbro:
Yo, that’s mine! I just dropped it!
lmfao always
May 2011
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
Word.. Plus i love him ^ ughh
"Why are you single?"
thefingerfucker:
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
"Why are you single?"
thefingerfucker:
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone:
Talkin’ shit?!
Facebook
no notifications
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
Anonymous asked: your pics are so sexy.. but you should show the chest a tiny bit more :)
send me sexual, innapropriate & dirty asks?
fallfr0mgrace:
putting in head phones and lip syncing like you...
pianolovekory:
thelovesickthing:
Thelovesickthing: YEAH DAMN RIGHT! :)
every. fucking. time.
Trying To Dance Chris Brown:
lecheymclovin:
Trying To Dougie :
Him:
You:
Trying To Be Sexy:
Him:
You:
Trying To Slide:
Him:
You: Just Laugh
& Say “Nigga, I Can’t Do That”
When my friends assume that I have a crush on...
kdtechnology:
I’m like, fuck’s wrong with you?
Facebook vs. Tumblr.
Someone copies your status:
“What do you think you’re doing, bitch?”
Someone reblogs your post:
“I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”
TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone…
Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Normal people: Lol, I dont care. Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
Normal people: I’m so angry. Me:...
When I'm trying to diet
halfofmyheart31:
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
Oh god, the accuracy.
REBLOG IF YOU CAN FIND THE ARROW IN FEDEX .
MIND = BLOWN.
Arrow and there’s also spoon in it.
Shit I love fucking when the sun is setting on a...
When I hear a new song before it’s popular...
And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7
the neighbors forgot my name
dopestshitever:
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
TREY SONGZ FACE WHEN HE CRYS loool!
I don't understand why we have fire drills. If...
bea-boo:
Being so bored it turns into depression
relyonmyself-:
ALWAYS
mom :(
3 years old - “Mommy, I love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM!” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “I wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “I wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “I dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “I would give up everything for my mom to be here with me”
We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...